10		When you try and call your friends you dial all the numbers of your PBN after their number.
9		You reach for your SmartCard before your housekey.
8		During a quiet Saturday night at home with your folks you sit on the couch confused, because someone should have left for a beer run a while ago.
7		You get funny looks at work as you and your college friends talk at length about calculators.
6		All of the sudden you struggle to find things to do to fill the time once reserved for studying (or drinking).
5		You wake up before noon on Sunday and wonder what to do with all the extra time.
4		The guys at work say they "put in their forty" and you ask if it was a Big Bear or O.E.
3		You hand the waitress your SmartCard to pay for lunch, and are confused when she says that it won't work.
2		Your dad orders a beer while out at dinner, and you comment on how the restaurant offers many other better choices.
1		You see the neighborhood kids standing around something about waist-high, and you automatically assume they're playing beer pong.